Sure, sweetheart. You'll need to forgive me for floating though. No legs, haha!

[Smooth. He totally nailed it.]

After everything that has happened recently, a walk doesn't sound terrible. I'll even stay on this side to help you see! We'll be a proper set of eyes.

[So saying, Mettaton puts himself level with Asriel's blind side. He doesn't intend to make fun so much as try to spin it less negatively.]